Post by Dr. Mengelito on Oct 20, 2015 1:11:24 GMT
To educate our brothers here after tonight's discussions about Swedish traditions and customs, here is a brief explanation of our Midsummer Solstice Feast.
First we drink alot of beer and vodka then raise a phallos with balls covered in beechleaves and flowers to symbolize impregnation of the earth for a good harvest.
We then drink some more and dance around the giant cock and balls doing the small frogs dance "små grodorna", where we ridicule the army of france. This guarantees a good harvest.
youtu.be/cqAiPkgTpy4
We then get even more drunk and eat swedish delicacies that increase our sexual potency, "surströmming", fermented fish. Not eating the fish means your still a fucking kid.
youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
We then deflower our virgins, age of consent is 15, those girls who get away pick 7 different flowers and put under their pillow and then dream of the man they are gonna marry, a poor man in trouble can harvest the root of a male fern in the minutes of summer solstice where it's at it's very darkest after battling visions of snakes, bulls and hens drawing carriages, then keep the root in his left pocket and wealth will come to him in the year that follows.
First we drink alot of beer and vodka then raise a phallos with balls covered in beechleaves and flowers to symbolize impregnation of the earth for a good harvest.
We then drink some more and dance around the giant cock and balls doing the small frogs dance "små grodorna", where we ridicule the army of france. This guarantees a good harvest.
youtu.be/cqAiPkgTpy4
We then get even more drunk and eat swedish delicacies that increase our sexual potency, "surströmming", fermented fish. Not eating the fish means your still a fucking kid.
youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
We then deflower our virgins, age of consent is 15, those girls who get away pick 7 different flowers and put under their pillow and then dream of the man they are gonna marry, a poor man in trouble can harvest the root of a male fern in the minutes of summer solstice where it's at it's very darkest after battling visions of snakes, bulls and hens drawing carriages, then keep the root in his left pocket and wealth will come to him in the year that follows.
