Gargantua
President 
Tyranny, Terror, and lawless violence
Posts: 1,852 
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Post by Gargantua on Aug 27, 2015 16:11:36 GMT
Raiders of the wasteland,
General Bison has just dissolved my Civilian government of The Khans, And unilaterally declared "Bison Law" in the streets.
He has demanded that the Khans publically appear "DemoKhrantic". And therefore the Khan Election begins.
The winner of this election will be me. But should someone else inadvertently happen to receive more votes than me at the close of the election, they will be given a Khan T-shirt for their troubles - and instantly usurped and replaced by force.
As of this moment, you have 7 full days to enter the election (Entries will close on September 3rd 9:00am PST). Upon the entry closing, there will be a 7 day election period, where you can cast your ballots.
How to enter?
1. Make a poster 2. Post a short speech, 3. Make a hollow promise
POSTER: 
SPEECH: Speech? I don't need no stinking Speech, I am Gargantua, but I expect the rest of you to make something longer!
HOLLOW PROMISE: I promise 1 million caps to the 2nd place winner.
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Dr. Mengelito
Khan Raider 
Raiding for Newton!
Posts: 1,351
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Post by Dr. Mengelito on Aug 27, 2015 18:36:17 GMT
 SPEECH: Brothers, Recruits, Rabble. Democracy is an atrocity. As the Official Head of Security you should turn to me in these times of "choices" and khanfusion, embrace me and with an IRON WILL I will ENFORCE strict nihilistic order in a wasteland forever quiet. HOLLOW PROMISE: If I win we will take ChosenOne hostage and you'll all get to slap those hairy tits. |
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Bison
Right Hand 
General. M. Bison.
Posts: 1,166
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Post by Bison on Aug 27, 2015 18:41:48 GMT
1. Make a poster
 2. Post a short speechAll I want to do is to create the perfect genetic Khan soldiers. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. If you vote for me you shall be the first of many who shall march out of the Khan laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity shall bow to me in humble gratitude. 3. Make a hollow promiseVote for me and i will grant you 15 minutes with one of my personal Guard. 
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Post by Redoktob3r on Aug 27, 2015 19:35:47 GMT
2: A better future for us, A worse future for our enemies. A bloodier future overall. Let the red rivers flow as long as the days will pass. There will be beauty, there will be work, and there WILL. BE. ORDER.
3: You have the freedom to fuck any wasteland skank that you find, bon appetite. |
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Newton
Khan Raider MIA 
Posts: 92
Likes: 94
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Post by Newton on Aug 28, 2015 0:41:29 GMT
I know whats good for you. I always make the right decision in just the right time. Im the brain you never had. A vote that isnt for Newton is a vote for a broken leg.  |
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Ninabu
Khan Raider MIA
KILL or BE KILLED!!!!
Posts: 141
Likes: 80
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Post by Ninabu on Aug 28, 2015 4:53:24 GMT
POSTER 
SHORT SPEECH WAR...WAR NEVER CHANGES. The Ninja's waged wars against the wasteland to find formidable foes to hunt them down and keep them as trophies. You cannot hide. You cannot run. We will find you, we will hunt you, and we will keep your skull and display them as trophies around our waist.
HOLLOW PROMISE If I win, I'll promise to make you my bitch and maybe, just maybe i'll make you a ninja. A PREDATOR.
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Sven
Right Hand
Chieftain of the Pagan Khans
Posts: 514
Likes: 364
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Post by Sven on Aug 28, 2015 13:13:36 GMT
 Short speech The wasteland will and shall know endless fear and awe with the Chief in charge! Nothing pisses our challangers off as much as when we take towns, and with me as a leader we will also destroy them at their own game. With bigger biceps we charge under the flag of the Chieftain through bullets and fire, steamrolling over UV and TTTLA! For mayhem, TO VALHALLA! Hollow Promise You may touch my biceps |
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Gargantua
President
Tyranny, Terror, and lawless violence
Posts: 1,852
Likes: 1,131
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Post by Gargantua on Sept 1, 2015 19:23:19 GMT
48 hours left!
Does anyone else DARE to enter?
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