Post by Khan Informer on Aug 23, 2015 10:14:16 GMT
Hall Of Present
This is Where the Bulk of the Khan legends Lie among those still walking the wastes... These legends still persist, and daily become even more feared and dangerous. This is the Hall of the living, Watch your back, these aren't tales... they are the truth.
Bacon Bombarder
"The Crazed" A complete statistical anomaly, Bacon has always brought his unique style to The Khan Raiders. Famed for the abnormal, sticking out his tongue, and making comments that are absolute gibberish. Bacon has served the Khans well in every aspect of his membership. The “Official Khan Cook” (After the incident at the Heinz factory) Bacon sadistically enjoys his work. Guaranteed to protect your back, and have something absolutely pointless to say, Bacon is a Khan legend, and he will never cease to amaze you.
~Written by [Khans]Gargantua
Dr. Mengelito
"DOC" Famous for conducting operations on himself to make him look like Bison, Mengelito is one of the most hated and feared Khans in the wastes... Disgusting... Vile... most importantly RUDE... This Khan has pledged himself to Bisonoplis and is one of General Bisons loyalist supporters... never less his loyalty to the overall Khan cause can never be broken. DOC isn't one for diplomacy... he can't be reasoned with and can't be bought... He can often be found spouting Khan propaganda to anyone that will listen... He is a True Khan.
~Written by [Khans]Bison
Sven
"The Chief" Raised by Super Mutants as a child... This Khan is more muscle than man... most famously remembered for killing an entire group with no more than his beard and a bicep.... A Khan with no fear... A Khan that lifts stones for fun...Sven quickly rose up within the ranks and became a Chief... Always the first into a raid or battle and usually can be seen running into combat with his trusty Axe and Gatling Gun topless... This Khan has but only one goal... to die in glorious combat chrome and shiny. Valhalla awaits. " Rör för helvete aldrig min jävla bicep utan att fråga först, hora"
~Written by [Khans]Bison & [Khans]Mengelito
Newton
"The Professor" Newton is a refined blend of scribe, artist, political scientist, and psycho-killer. Famous for his public experiments to determine the flavour of "lazer splooge", Professor Newton has been an excellent addition to the Khan raiders from the moment Dr. Mengilito recruited him.[/p]
~Written by [Khans]Gargantua
This is Where the Bulk of the Khan legends Lie among those still walking the wastes... These legends still persist, and daily become even more feared and dangerous. This is the Hall of the living, Watch your back, these aren't tales... they are the truth.
Bacon Bombarder
"The Crazed" A complete statistical anomaly, Bacon has always brought his unique style to The Khan Raiders. Famed for the abnormal, sticking out his tongue, and making comments that are absolute gibberish. Bacon has served the Khans well in every aspect of his membership. The “Official Khan Cook” (After the incident at the Heinz factory) Bacon sadistically enjoys his work. Guaranteed to protect your back, and have something absolutely pointless to say, Bacon is a Khan legend, and he will never cease to amaze you.
~Written by [Khans]Gargantua
Dr. Mengelito
"DOC" Famous for conducting operations on himself to make him look like Bison, Mengelito is one of the most hated and feared Khans in the wastes... Disgusting... Vile... most importantly RUDE... This Khan has pledged himself to Bisonoplis and is one of General Bisons loyalist supporters... never less his loyalty to the overall Khan cause can never be broken. DOC isn't one for diplomacy... he can't be reasoned with and can't be bought... He can often be found spouting Khan propaganda to anyone that will listen... He is a True Khan.
~Written by [Khans]Bison
Sven
"The Chief" Raised by Super Mutants as a child... This Khan is more muscle than man... most famously remembered for killing an entire group with no more than his beard and a bicep.... A Khan with no fear... A Khan that lifts stones for fun...Sven quickly rose up within the ranks and became a Chief... Always the first into a raid or battle and usually can be seen running into combat with his trusty Axe and Gatling Gun topless... This Khan has but only one goal... to die in glorious combat chrome and shiny. Valhalla awaits. " Rör för helvete aldrig min jävla bicep utan att fråga först, hora"
~Written by [Khans]Bison & [Khans]Mengelito
Newton
"The Professor" Newton is a refined blend of scribe, artist, political scientist, and psycho-killer. Famous for his public experiments to determine the flavour of "lazer splooge", Professor Newton has been an excellent addition to the Khan raiders from the moment Dr. Mengilito recruited him.[/p]
Newton is the mastermind behind the scenes of many Khan business operations, such as drug trafficing, slaving, material works, and mining operations; and amongst his Khan brethren Newton is respected as an esteemed combat veteran.
Achieving the honorary Khan title of the "Minister of Bad Taste", Newton is formally in-charge of the future cultural expansion of the Khans, and has also provided an intellectual legitimacy to the Khan identity.
Every Khan Raider knows that what Newton says goes.
~Written by [Khans]Gargantua
