Reborn

The blast door was painted blue. A rarity in a land ravaged by rust and wreckage. The fabled blue blast doors, whispered around the Hangaround campfire. You thought just another tall tale, like hairy Deathclaws or ghouls turning into trees. But it's real alright. It has taking you a long time to get here. The trip full of blood and terror, some even your own. This is it, you think, no turning back now. As you step forward the doors slid up quietly. Not a hint of a groan or screech in its movements. Let another rarity. Your eyes peer past the archway, seeing three things. The first is the room is a balcony. The second is a someone in a white robe and white hat, a green tinge is caste about this person, coming from the third thing you noticed. A computer painted the same deep blue as the door. Painted black on the blue is the Khan symbol. As your eyes take in this feast, your ears pick up way below the balcony the chant of "KHANS, KHANS, KHANS"! "Come in young pup, I have other things to do this Tuesday", the man in White says. You know that voice, know it well, it is the voice that echos in your dreams and nightmares. It is General Bison. You feet move before your brain relies whats going on, with you standing on one side of the General with the computer sandwiching the General on the other. General Bison raises one hand and the crowd draws silent. " My fellow Khans we are here to bring forth a new member among our ranks.  Like this computer you will be cold, calculation machines. So it is only fitting that this computer will name you, for you shall be reborn! No longer will you be Fred, Chris, Sue or Harold.  From now on this person before you is a Khan"! On the last words of this speech General Bison's finger touch a button on the computer. The green tinged screen flickered briefly. Bison reading the words that came upon it. "By the Beard of Viren, and the the Will of Gargantua! Greet your newest member to our Cabal, Khan Error 404!  From the sea of darkness below all is heard is "ERROR 404, ERROR 404, ERROR 404"!
Its the most happiest day of your life.